I just flew in from Chicago

And boy is my mookha seela.

I absolutely must get all of this out of my head. I need a brain detox to get that Chicago-Assyrian two-bit street punk slang out of my conscious and subconscious minds. If I don't, I'm afraid I will slowly turn into one of them.

Here goes...

-Selawa bro, selaaaawa!--Nasha, kuloo anni qam seleela mookhee bro, selinoon kuloo--Bro ghzee ah gahba--Bselinookh nasha qam partitlee--Bro ghzee nakheera d'aya, selawa, nakheereleh yen erra--Seleewaloukh go jeehanam--Anneh niqweh bro, qam seleeleh arthee min hamzamta ou lenna binkhapa--Nasha bro, ishkatee chliploun--..and lastly...Bro, in atin la selitloun annee bseleeloukh, sulla kuleh dunyeh, kula bkhagay

fucking potty mouths!!!

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